Neanderthal Knitter Haiku
Posted on 04.20.06 by lucia @ 9:02 am

Neandertal Knitter Haiku
 
Neanderthals knit
to create classy clothing.
Quite clever creatures!


Look. Arms to the side. Backed up against a tree. The designer? Maggie Jackson. You know, the one whose creations inspired “Execution Haiku”and “Shoot Me Haiku.”

Ok, unlike the other models, this model isn’t backed up against a wall. That’s probably because the photographer realized Neatherderals didn’t build walls. She doesn’t look like she’s waiting to be shot, but that’s probably because the photographer also remembered Neanderthals didn’t have guns.

I can say something else about this outfit: This I would not wear.


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  1. oh my! I have some fur yarn that needs a project. It’s like stuffed animal fur and it’s been cut into one long strip. Caveman clothing might just be the thing.

    Comment by Dee — 4/20/2006 @ 2:26 pm

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