Marilyn, “The Knitting Curmudgeon” is just flat out wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong! And so are her readers.
Holiday sweaters are the best!
I designed and knit this sweater at 20 years ago. Jim wanted one that complemented the red one I knit myself– which has standing motionless reindeer. We wear them every year at caroling parties where we entertain ourselves and others singing such songs as “Up on the Housetop Reindeer Pause”.
I say: “Oh, so Marilyn and Manolo would prefer us to prance around the piano draped in Faroese shawls, possibly in imitation of the Stevie Nicks? Phfft to that! ”
Here’s my vote:
Let the two of them dress like a pair of ’70s rock stars at Christmas. Heck, I don’t care if they spend all night standing around grousing at other people’s clothes. I’m going to drink spiked eggnog, laugh all night and wear a sweater that sings “Jingle Bells”.
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I admit that I love the campiness of the holiday sweater. You can see a not totally cute pic of macy in last year’s storebought holiday sweater. It lights up at the top of the christmas tree.
This year her sweater (to be started after I finish the stockings for my potentially ex girlfriend’s neice and nephew) is going to be pink with a plush snowman. Macy deserves that.
Comment by bevin — 10/14/2005 @ 3:59 pm
Ohhh! Ohhh! Lights! I think I need to design and knit something to enter Marylin’s Crapalong. Something with lights, funfur, neon yarn, bobbles, intarsia and more!
I feel the gears turning in my mind.
Comment by lucia — 10/14/2005 @ 4:02 pm
http://community.webshots.com/photo/218770847/218776078sXFXMR
I guess I never got a shot of the christmas tree/light applique. I should take a photo of it and post it.
Comment by bevin — 10/14/2005 @ 4:02 pm
and jingle bells, and buzzers, and – um, other noisy things.
Comment by Ashlan — 10/26/2005 @ 1:43 pm
I love the reindeer sweater shown on this page. I have been looking for a graph of a reindeer, could you possibly let me know where you found this. Thanks,
Comment by Karen — 11/20/2005 @ 8:50 am
Hi Karen,
I’ve moved three times since knitting that, and I can’t find the book. But, I took a closeup photo and sent it to you. Hopefully that will help!
Comment by lucia — 11/20/2005 @ 3:24 pm
very nice… indeed!
Comment by Santa Claus — 11/8/2007 @ 2:38 pm