The Knitting Fiend

 

Hips: look a bit wide,
waist: does not appear narrow,
bust: looks a bit flat.

 

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I’m going on a vacation next week, and plan to spend time on the beach. So, naturally, I’ve been looking at summery knits. I flipped open Vogue.

Hmmm.. you know. That model wearing that rather colorful hand knit is probably a knockout; the photographer probably tried to snap a relatively flattering shot. But that hand knit dress really does nothing for her figure. And for what it’s worth, in a halter, the mismatched striping above the bust tends to make ones boobs look different sizes even if you have the worlds greatest pair.

Someone may knit that 5 stitch/inch stockinette dress; someone may wear it. It won’t be me!