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		<title>By: The Knitting Fiend &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Toilet Paper Haiku</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Knitting Fiend &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Toilet Paper Haiku</dc:creator>
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		<description>[...] &#160; Knit TP holders really tart up a toilet; so I crochet mine. &#160;   In November 2004, I designed, if you can call it that, and crocheted what I dubbed &#8220;Sheesh, Toilet Paper Holders&#8221; and posted the pattern in comments. The answers to your questions are: [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] &nbsp; Knit TP holders really tart up a toilet; so I crochet mine. &nbsp;   In November 2004, I designed, if you can call it that, and crocheted what I dubbed &#8220;Sheesh, Toilet Paper Holders&#8221; and posted the pattern in comments. The answers to your questions are: [...]</p>
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		<title>By: lucia</title>
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		<dc:creator>lucia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Oct 2004 22:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They should be called &quot;Sheesh, Toilet paper covers&quot;.

Ok... I know most crocheters are intelligent, and know more or less what they are doing, so I&#039;m going to give very basic directions. (Which is, by the way, how I think about these.)

O- I&#039;m American. That sounds like a stupid thing to mention, but the meaning of double crochet is different for americans, Brits, and Aussies! (I  learned this the hard way.)

Bear in mind: These are an imprecise item.

So:
1: Chain about 6, slip in first chain to close the chain.

2: Chain 2 (to give height of 1 double crochet.) Then DC 7 in the hole formed by the closed chain. slip into top of chain to close. (You&#039;ll have 7 DC&#039;s and 1 of those chains for height in the hole. So there seem to be 8 DC&#039;s.)
3: Chain 2 for height. Now, 2 DC in each space, making up an extra one. Slip to close.  (you end up with 15 DC&#039;s and the chain 1 for height. Do not stress about exactly where you DC. You just want 15+1 in this round. This is the underside. No one is going to pick this up and look.)  The key thing: when I say &lt;i&gt;in the space&lt;/i&gt; I mean &lt;i&gt; in the space&lt;/i&gt;.  That is to say, do this the &quot;wrong way&quot;-- they way you wanted to do the next row when your teacher taught you. Don&#039;t try to stick it in that top loop the way you normally do DC. Putting it really, honestly in the space makes it stretchier!  (If you don&#039;t get this, I can take a picture. But if you just think: where is the absolutely, positively easiest place to stick the hook between the verticle bars-- that&#039;s the space!)

4: Chain 2 for height. Now 2 DC in the first space, then 1 dc in the next space. Slip to close when your each the end. (You should end up with 25 DC plus the Chain 2 you worked for height.)  

You should notice now that you are increasing 8 per round.  Lay the thing on a flat surface to make sure it lays flat. (If it doesn&#039;t that means you make shorter DC&#039;s than I do, and on your next holder you&#039;ll want to work 9 in the first circle and increase 9 per round!)

Now, keep working, increasing 8 per round , and comparing the size of the circle to a roll of toilet paper until you have the correct diameter.


Once it&#039;s the correct diameter, &lt;i&gt;stop increasing&lt;/i&gt; But work more rounds, always keeping the same number or stitches in a round.  

From time to time, slip the thing over the toilet paper roll.  When it&#039;s as tall as the TP --even without stretching-- , work 2 more rounds. Then, start to &lt;i&gt;decrease&lt;/i&gt; 8 DC&#039;s per round. (I just skip some spaces.  Then, after a few more rounds, when it start to be hard to stick the TP into the holder, close the round and anchor the final loop.  Then, make a chain,  loop that through the top, and tie off.  (The work is pretty stretchy, so it should get right around.)

That&#039;s it. Sheesh, TP holders!

I could write something more precise, but I don&#039;t think it&#039;s worth it.  (I think, once you&#039;ve read this, you&#039;ve figured out the pattern for wine bottles, or any other cylindrical object.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They should be called &#8220;Sheesh, Toilet paper covers&#8221;.</p>
<p>Ok&#8230; I know most crocheters are intelligent, and know more or less what they are doing, so I&#8217;m going to give very basic directions. (Which is, by the way, how I think about these.)</p>
<p>O- I&#8217;m American. That sounds like a stupid thing to mention, but the meaning of double crochet is different for americans, Brits, and Aussies! (I  learned this the hard way.)</p>
<p>Bear in mind: These are an imprecise item.</p>
<p>So:<br />
1: Chain about 6, slip in first chain to close the chain.</p>
<p>2: Chain 2 (to give height of 1 double crochet.) Then DC 7 in the hole formed by the closed chain. slip into top of chain to close. (You&#8217;ll have 7 DC&#8217;s and 1 of those chains for height in the hole. So there seem to be 8 DC&#8217;s.)<br />
3: Chain 2 for height. Now, 2 DC in each space, making up an extra one. Slip to close.  (you end up with 15 DC&#8217;s and the chain 1 for height. Do not stress about exactly where you DC. You just want 15+1 in this round. This is the underside. No one is going to pick this up and look.)  The key thing: when I say <i>in the space</i> I mean <i> in the space</i>.  That is to say, do this the &#8220;wrong way&#8221;&#8211; they way you wanted to do the next row when your teacher taught you. Don&#8217;t try to stick it in that top loop the way you normally do DC. Putting it really, honestly in the space makes it stretchier!  (If you don&#8217;t get this, I can take a picture. But if you just think: where is the absolutely, positively easiest place to stick the hook between the verticle bars&#8211; that&#8217;s the space!)</p>
<p>4: Chain 2 for height. Now 2 DC in the first space, then 1 dc in the next space. Slip to close when your each the end. (You should end up with 25 DC plus the Chain 2 you worked for height.)  </p>
<p>You should notice now that you are increasing 8 per round.  Lay the thing on a flat surface to make sure it lays flat. (If it doesn&#8217;t that means you make shorter DC&#8217;s than I do, and on your next holder you&#8217;ll want to work 9 in the first circle and increase 9 per round!)</p>
<p>Now, keep working, increasing 8 per round , and comparing the size of the circle to a roll of toilet paper until you have the correct diameter.</p>
<p>Once it&#8217;s the correct diameter, <i>stop increasing</i> But work more rounds, always keeping the same number or stitches in a round.  </p>
<p>From time to time, slip the thing over the toilet paper roll.  When it&#8217;s as tall as the TP &#8211;even without stretching&#8211; , work 2 more rounds. Then, start to <i>decrease</i> 8 DC&#8217;s per round. (I just skip some spaces.  Then, after a few more rounds, when it start to be hard to stick the TP into the holder, close the round and anchor the final loop.  Then, make a chain,  loop that through the top, and tie off.  (The work is pretty stretchy, so it should get right around.)</p>
<p>That&#8217;s it. Sheesh, TP holders!</p>
<p>I could write something more precise, but I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s worth it.  (I think, once you&#8217;ve read this, you&#8217;ve figured out the pattern for wine bottles, or any other cylindrical object.)</p>
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		<title>By: Paula</title>
		<link>http://www.thedietdiary.com/blog/lucia/22/comment-page-1#comment-49</link>
		<dc:creator>Paula</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Oct 2004 21:10:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love your story on the toilet roll covers, that I will now nickname &quot;Sheesh Toilet Roll Covers&quot;
Could you describe how they are made please?
Don&#039;t suppose you have a machine knitted version?

Keep up the great blog

Paula
Sussex UK</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love your story on the toilet roll covers, that I will now nickname &#8220;Sheesh Toilet Roll Covers&#8221;<br />
Could you describe how they are made please?<br />
Don&#8217;t suppose you have a machine knitted version?</p>
<p>Keep up the great blog</p>
<p>Paula<br />
Sussex UK</p>
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		<title>By: The Knitting Fiend &#187; Hand Knit Cape II</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Knitting Fiend &#187; Hand Knit Cape II</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] see the first row is knit from Red Heart yarn (which previously appeared on my blog about &lt;a href=&quot;http://thedietdiary.com/blog/index.php?p=22&quot;&gt;toilet paper holders&lt;/a&gt;.) Don&#8217;t worry, the cast on row will be removed when I pick up the neck sti [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] see the first row is knit from Red Heart yarn (which previously appeared on my blog about <a href="http://thedietdiary.com/blog/index.php?p=22">toilet paper holders</a>.) Don&#8217;t worry, the cast on row will be removed when I pick up the neck sti [...]</p>
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