The Knitting Fiend

 
 
Designer A opens a box, pulls out the instruction letter and reads,

Dear Designers A & B,
       Enclosed please find some of our beautiful classic worsted yarn. We’d like you to design some long baggy sweaters that subtly say “I’m hot to trot.”
                     Sincerely,
                     Desperate Yarn Company.

Designer B, “How in the heck do we create a hot to trot Aran?!”

 
 
Designer A draws a sketch, points, smiles sweetly and says, “Sexy!”