The Knitting Fiend

Dolce and Gamba sold ‘knit’ dresses like these for $2975?

So says this ad on ebay! What else does the ad say?

• “Vogue named this the “Ultimate Rock Star” dress of the season, and it was worn by several celebs including Naomi Campbell.” (Well, I believe that!)
• “considered a “couture” piece, they are in extremely limited production and all knit by true artisans.” (Note: a) it’s crochet. b) anyone who crochets could knock this off just looking at it.)
• “…it must have taken AGES to knit .” (Ages? Hello! Big crocheted holes! )



• “..it’s a silk & viscose mix”. (For nearly $3000 it should have been made from spun gold!)
• “It’s extremely stretchy so it really molds itself to your body and flatters every body shape.” (They must mean every body shape up to size 6!

The “Buy It Now” price is a mere $145. That’s certainly less than the claimed original price. Still, if I wanted one, I’d buy thread and crochet one in my size!