Wild willie warmer.
Here’s some advice for knitters:
never use mohair.
I was shocked, shocked
Dear Amy: Here’s a scary homemade craft for your museum of hideous handmade gifts.
My wife’s office friend knitted me a woolen penis warmer. I opened this gift at a birthday party and was so embarrassed that I wanted to crawl into a hole.
– SR
Dear SR: I have to admit that I thought that you were putting me on. So I mentioned your craft to a colleague and was assured that the hand-knit penis warmer is, in fact, making the gift rounds.
Clearly, it must be stopped.
I was so shocked I googled to find patterns for wild willy warmer (aka peter heater or dick den)! Inspired, I wrote a haiku.
Since I think it’s irresponsible to type “hand knit willie warmer” in a blog and not provide links to patterns, I feel I must let readers know they can find knit willie warmers and/or patterns at: “Dangly Bits”, “Rose Des Rochers”, “QueerJoe” and “When Knitting Was a Manly Art.”
Image from dangly bits.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Comment by Kathy — 8/11/2006 @ 12:51 pm
Thanks for the link back. I’m not a Knitter and blogged about this because I thought they were cute. LOL Credit goes to Debra from dangliebits.com
Comment by Rose DesRochers — 8/11/2006 @ 2:05 pm
Uh, no.
Comment by Molly — 8/11/2006 @ 5:01 pm
you are fantastic debbie, thank you!
and thank you lucia for linking to debbie’s website
have a good day, this will be a fantastic christmas present, i am wondering, if bonbon silk or nude color virgin wool now…
yours is cool cause colorful.
so…
Comment by joyce — 12/4/2006 @ 1:24 am
Where can I get the pattern for the willie warmer, I have a friend who wants me to knit him one, but I need a pattern.
thank you
Comment by dawn berry — 10/31/2007 @ 8:34 pm
thats old my girlfriend gave me one from spencers gifts in 1980
Comment by rob — 1/15/2008 @ 2:05 pm
My buddy in college got one of these because he was prone to streaking in winter. It was called The Cocksock
Comment by hah — 1/16/2008 @ 10:42 am
Can anyone find me a link for one? I need a much bigger one though, like “Magnum” or “Colossus” size please.
Comment by Greg — 1/17/2008 @ 12:27 am
i dont think ive ever seen one that small
Comment by kanuck — 1/17/2008 @ 5:50 pm
Wow, with such a warmer, your husband may need a bigger member?
Thanks for the post, though
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