The Knitting Fiend

My dish detergent surfed over to Super Eggplant and became quite jealous when she saw Mariko had dressed her dish detergent in a spiffy outfit. My dressing up the beer bottle peeved her, but she thought: “I’m hardworking and popular. Surely my outfit is next.”

Then, I made one for the wine bottle; it was the last straw. She threw a hissy fit.

She insisted I strip the wine bottle and let her wear his sock. Otherwise, she would never do dishes again. Naturally, we all complied. Once she had it on, she was so happy, she joined the beer bottle, wine bottle, Jim and me for happy hour!

For those wondering, the wine bottle is once again “au natural”, but you can see him wearing the sock at the beverage sock pattern generator. I mentioned his measurements, so you can make one too.