Woolie parasite
encloses human victim;
sucks her life dry.
Regular readers must suspect I constantly seek haiku inspiring hand knitting patterns. This morning, I discovered this garment at The Museum of Kitschy Stitches. Stitchy McYarny Pants has dubbed this hand crafted creation “The Yarnalien”.
Evidently “Stitchy”, as I like to call her, has written a book